Relationship Quotes

Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow.  -Swedish Proverb

Assumptions are the termites of relationships.  -Henry Winkler

No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry.  -Unknown

There is no feeling more comforting and consoling than knowing you are right next to the one you love.  -Unknown

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.  -Oscar Wilde

Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone.  -Lenny Bruce

Today we are faced with the preeminent fact that, if civilization is to survive, we must cultivate the science of human relationships... the ability of all peoples, of all kinds, to live together, in the same world, at peace.  -Franklin D. Roosevelt

The difference between being in a relationship and being in prison is that in prisons they let you play softball on the weekends.  -Bobby Kelton

Once the trust goes out of a relationship, it's really no fun lying to 'em anymore.  -Norm from Cheers

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.  -Albert Einstein

It is only when we no longer compulsively need someone that we can have a real relationship with them.  -Anthony Storr

Having someone wonder where you are when you don't come home at night is a very old human need.  -Margaret Mead

When something is missing in your life, it usually turns out to be someone.  -Robert Brault

No road is long with good company.  -Turkish Proverb

You cannot be lonely if you like the person you're alone with.  -Wayne W. Dyer