Mark Twain Quotes

I am a big lover of Mark Twain quotes.  Just love his witty and sarcastic quotes.  here is my list of best Mark Twain Quotes.  Have a read ans share your favorite Mark twain quotes in the comment section.

• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
• There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice.
• One of the striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
• The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
• Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
• I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one.
• All generalizations are false, including this one.
• The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become.

• To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.
• Don't go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first.
• The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
• It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
• There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.
• A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
• I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won't.
• If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
• It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
• Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
• Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
• 'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read.
• Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
• It is not best that we should all think alike; it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races.
• It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
• Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
• The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
• The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
• When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.

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