Divorce Quotes - Quotes About Divorce
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- When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to. - Helen Rowland
- I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor
- A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you. -Margaret Atwood
- The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money. -Johnny Carson
- Love is a feeling, marriage is a contract, and relationships are work. -Lori Gordon
- My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. -Jack Benny
- My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years. -Lee Trevino
- A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short. -Mickey Rooney
- Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient. -Voltaire
- Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash. -Rita Mae Brown
- The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce. -Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
- In Hollywood, after you get a little success, the next thing you usually get is a divorce. -Dan Dailey
