Funny Sayings, Funny Quotes
69Funny Sayings, Funny Quotes
Here Is my list of Funny Sayings And Quotes.I hope you will like them:
- If you are too busy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience.
- Never try to drown your troubles especially if they can swim.
- Smile,it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
- Don't be so open minded your brains fall out.
- Marriages are made in heaven but so again, are thunder and lighting.
- There are three side to every argument, your side, my side and the right side.
- An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
- When you're right no one remembers. When you are wrong no one forgets.
- Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate.
- If you think there is good in everybody, You haven't met everybody.
- If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
- Indecision is the key to flexibility.
- By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends.
The quotes are just randomly written.Also do let me know which quote tickled your funny bone.
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Thank you for sharing!
I am glad that you liked it.
Congrats Natasha you are now you earning with HP. Very nice quotes btw.
Thank you so much though I am not earning that good and thanks for the appreciation.
I like them all....Do you mind if I use some?
~Bill~
I am happy that you liked them and you can sure use them.
Like number 1, so me ; )
Hi EnlightenedSoul,
Thanks for your fan mail reminding me that you are the 100th. I felt pleasantly surprised as I never noticed that happening.
I enjoyed most of the quotes above. This one correctly reflected my true mentality (my wife always accuses me of pointing out her wrongs promptly):
"When you're right no one remembers. When you are wrong no one forgets."
CVR
Sir Thank you so much for reading the hub.And It is my honour to be your 100th fan.And the quote you quoted is one of my favourite too.....
Hi englightenedsoul,
Interesting collection of funny quotes. Here is one quote from me.....
When no one loves you, you have to pretend that everyone loves you. Charles Schulz
Thank you so much Mr Nice. And I just absolutely love your quote. I may redo my hub a little and replace one of my quote with your's.
Thanks for the nice feedback englightenedsoul. I love quotes too, therefore I do have few hubs about quotes. Here is the link for one of them. I hope you like it.
I have read your hubs and also left a comment. Thanks for the share.
I think this is a wonderful Hub. . from one Barbie girl to another! Well done and I think it is laid out amazing! Bookmarking it for I love all the quotes and pics you have ;)
Thank you so much Shari. These words coming from you really makes it special. Though honestly saying nowhere near to your layout style. But your comment really made my day. Thanks for stopping by and bookmarking it.
Very nice, it put a smile on my face. I really like them all, the ones I like the best were 5 and 9. I like cartoon with the pizza guy, that is so true. Thanks for another great hub.
My favorite - Don't be so open minded your brains fall out. Great hub
hehhe these are just fab...loved the open minded quote :)
Thanks I am glad you enjoyed these funny quotes and sayings!!
These are really cool and funny quotes....nice
Madison22 2 years ago
Thanks for sharing these quotes, I found #9 and #11 to be my favorites!